Santikkuh

I've been feelin down as of late
I just have a feeling that something ain't right
I think I know what's wrong with the world
I believe I've been led straight to the light

Well I woke up this morning
And I went in to work
A friend of mine just got laid off
And he's feeling like a jerk

Yeah, today I have a dream,
Like Martin Luther King
I've combined the best of both worlds
And it makes me wanna sing

Oh yeah, today I have a dream
I've finally smelled the Japonica
In the spirit of Kwaanza
Let's unite Saint Nicholas with Chanukkuh

But I think I have the answer
The recipe for making it well
I've mixed a messianic concoction
To make a good place of our living hell

I say 1-2-3-4 Santas on the left
1-2-3-4 Santas on the right
1-2-3-4 gallons of gasoline
and just one zippo used to ignight

Yeah, today I have a dream,
Like Martin Luther King
I've combined the best of both worlds
And it makes me wanna sing

Oh yeah, today I have a dream
I've finally smelled the Japonica
In the spirit of Kwaanza
Let's unite Saint Nicholas with Chanukkuh

I say 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
Time to light 'em up, it's gettin pretty late
Well I'm gonna work Santa into the Torah
And make him into a living Menorah!

Yeah, today I have a dream,
Like Martin Luther King
I've combined the best of both worlds
And it makes me wanna sing

Oh yeah, today I have a dream
I've finally smelled the Japonica
In the spirit of Kwaanza
Let's unite Saint Nicholas with Chanukkuh

Yeah, today I have a dream,
Like Martin Luther King
I've combined the best of both worlds
And it makes me wanna sing

Oh yeah, today I have a dream
I've finally smelled the Japonica
In the spirit of Kwaanza
Let's unite Saint Nicholas with Chanukkuh