Santa's New Sleigh

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Santa’s got a 454
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
It’s a Corvette with a four-on-the-floor
When it’s at idle, it purrs like a cat
But it’ll do the quarter mile in nine seconds flat

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Wow, that thing really moves
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
There’s a V8 up on your roof
It’s really something to see that thing in the sky
This sleigh don’t need reindeer to fly

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Drops the clutch and he’s off like a gun
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Santa’s never had so much fun
He stops by a house to deliver some gifts
Then he’s gone again with just an upshift

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Santa’s got a 454
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
It’s a Corvette with a four-on-the-floor
When it’s at idle, it purrs like a cat
But it’ll do the quarter mile in nine seconds flat